Oi Expats! I'm Mickey, I call myself the Bulgaria boomerang – I keep coming back for more punishment!
So, here's my lucky tale. I've been dipping in and out of Bulgaria years now. Owned three houses, each one a bloody saga everytime – sold and struck gold on two, but the third one sank me.
My love affair with Bulgaria has been a bit hot and cold like a gypsy pechka. Always finding a new spot that catches my eye just when I think I settled. But here I am, back again for another round when I thought it was my last.
Remember the whole Covid malarkey? Scampered back to England in a right old panic and got myself stuck. Brexit came and went, and my lichna ran out. Tried sorting it and every lawyer I asked was circling around for a nibble.
They were all jabbering about this D visa leading me down the garden path with the TRO and mates business all going to cost £2k – complete codswallop from every lawyer. But here's the kicker: I just took a punt, waltzed into the Vratsa immigration nice and polite and asked straight up about renewing my old blue card. They came out with, 'Leave it with us, pop back tomorrow.' Blow me down, they actually did it! Got myself a new mug shot taken and a shiny new five-year lichna, no backhanders or any funny business, just the same forms, deeds, bank statement from DSK, health insurance and some top-notch folks in Vratsa. The card is pink this time but I ain't fussy!
I went back with a bunch of flowers for the lady and a bottle of the good stuff for the gent in the back. Would have hugged them all if I could! They were chuffed to bits too and I was almost in tears seein them like that! So here I am, proof that sometimes you just got to ask nicely and take a punt. If you had a lichna before Brexit give it a go before all this D Visa codswallop bleeds you dry. All they can do is say no.
Bulgaria you haven't rid yourself of me just yet – I'm digging in my heels this time so let's have at it! Love to natter about the ins and outs, swap a few clever tips with anyone out there. Maybe knock back a pint or two? Do we still do that around here? Cheers to this cracking place – just started snowing never been more chuffed to call it home again!