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Cheerio American Crumpet...Bienvenidos Mia-mi Likee Posted on 09/07/2010
It’s official. I’m moving yet again, with two suitcases in tow, to South Beach on the 20th of September. I’m swapping pale skin and crumpets for Cuban food and bad tattoos. Get excited! My adventures in England have come...
Hide Your Wife, Hide Your Kids...They're Raping Everybody Posted on 08/19/2010
I'm pretty sure this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time......and the remix is classic.
So...I'm Moving to Miami Beach Posted on 08/05/2010
Image by dc32I can honestly say that Miami is the last place that I ever pictured myself moving to...however, the thought of running on the beach and listening to the sound of the waves come in (on a daily basis) makes it all OK.After 4.5...
Nine Times a Bridesmaid...and No More in Sight Posted on 07/21/2010
Phew...I can breathe. My closet...not so much.It feels like forever since I've given The Crumpet any quality attention. Where are those chavy Brits when you need ‘em? I saw a 300 lb. woman at Wal-Mart sporting lime green...
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