You also may wish to do this ......
I've undertaken a full review of my home security system and decided to cut
costs by tearing out my alarm system, monitoring and even de-registered from
the Neighbourhood Watch.
I've now got two Pakistani flags raised in my front garden, one in each
corner and a black flag of ISIL in the centre.
The local police and other intelligence services are watching my house 24/7.
I've never felt safer.
( However, maybe not such a good idea in VN, I've been tempted to raise an Aus/NZ flag on ANZAC day, but thought twice about it ).