vetretreat, Today 14:29:30.
" and verbally correct(far better than most educated Filipinos) with a flair of being written by possibly an American "
I noticed the writing as well, and as I was reading this and another post, something was ringing in my head, "wait a minute something's wrong here, lord have mercy this key won't unlock the door", Red House! but interestingly enough, I hadn't quite decided what exactly was "wrong here".
So an explanation is in order --- *Standing, arms folded, foot tapping away*... Yep, the mental picture is right!