How the National Sandwich of Uruguay Resembles the Country Itself

"Like almost all countries," a poster wrote in a novel mentioned on an obscure Expat.com thread, "Uruguay treats its tourists better than it treats its citizens."

In the novel, 'Uruguayo Shade,' this author describes the national sandwich as prepared by chef "El Chino" at Boca Chica Express:

"El chivito is a taste monster.  It has ham, bacon, steak, cheese, egg and other separate flavors and textures in every bite.

"You have to eat it slowly to understand its attractions.

"Uruguay itself is a lot like a chivito.  The country's composed of determinedly different cultures going their own way without interfering with other sub-cultures.

"The world I left was more like a chilled soup, interesting occasionally, but with an unvarying texture that breeds stress by its persistence."

  -- From a promotional excerpt of the novel 'Uruguayo Shade' at amazon.com

Shocked there isn't more coronary problems

I think the healthy quality of the natural ingrediants mitigates problems.

Good, real, unadulterated food may surprise your body systems at first, but you'll likely be healthier here than "back home." Food also tastes better here.

What part of the sandwich resembles the unavailable health insurance for retired expats in Uruguay?

On the main drag in Colonia del Sacramento today, I thought I might try the famous national sandwich, the chivito.

At the first place I visited, I asked if they could substitute another meat for lomo, which is a beef offering -- as I don't eat beef.

No, I was told, that wouldn't be possible.

In Restaurant #2, I asked if they made the chivito.  The anfitriona said they did but that it wasn't good.

Chalk one up for honesty.

cccmedia on the road in Colonia del Sacramento

The taste of something superior and unique replaces the ineffectivly managed and expensive health insurance available in other countries. There is national health available to all of course, and the inexpensive and well managed mutulista programs from hospitals for those who wish a more personal care.

Consider "no health insurance" a request for processed-meat-product to replace some of the best natural meat in the world. The familiar is not nessesarily better for you.

Like the sandwich, come and taste it for yourself, make your own decisions from personal knowledge.

cyberhug.me wrote:

the healthy quality of the natural ingredients... you'll likely be healthier here than "back home." Food also tastes better here.


I finally had some chivitos in Colonia, and they were fine.

But somehow, today on my first day ever in Montevideo, I topped them.  I concocted the best-tasting sandwich I've ever made -- all from ingredients that I bought at the DeVoto supermarket on Avenida Bolivia at San Nicolas in Carrasco this afternoon.  These fixin's include ham and cheese, but it was no ordinary ham 'n cheese san.

I chalk up the off-the-charts taste factor largely to two key ingredients -- four quesos cheese .. and rústico multi-cereal bread.

I call this sandwich the cccvito.  I made it open-faced and unheated.

This sliced bread was the best store-bought bread I've ever tasted -- like a North American rye bread, only so fresh and delicious you may want it at every meal.  It's the Artepan brand, available in clear-plastic-covered packages of 400 gram weight.

You know the expression “best thing since sliced bread.”  That could have originated here.

The cheese was Salsa Four Quesos from the folks at La Especialista brand, a creamy mix -- according to the labeling -- of queso dambo, muzarella, fontina, parmesan with some salt and pepper mixed in.

The ham was store-sliced jamón cocido (cooked ham).

I put some lettuce on top of the other inside ingredients.  There was no egg involved.

Then I washed down the cccvito with Pfanner blueberry juice, aka Heidelbeere mirtillo, which apparently comes from an Austrian juice-maker.

I'm not sure if there's a scientific basis for Cyberhugme's claim that food tastes better here.  But he could be right about that. :cool:

cccmedia, from Montevideo

There is health insurance but you have to pay for it. I looked at the global policy that if you wanted to not pay anything if you were hospitalized would cost you about $500 a month.