Indonesia in expats eyes

The %*-&&::g roads.

You name it, some ruddy idiot will do it.
I've just had a moronic woman very close to knocking me off my bike because she reversed 20 m but never thought to look behind her.
Well, it was clear when she drove in so it must still be.
My engine was off and I couldn't get out of the way so I kicked her back door to wake the silly cow up.
Loud bang but no damage, save a muddy footprint on her car.

Yep - new expats will notice the roads.

I have lived in both countries and much prefer Indonesia. Such helpful friendly people who take delight in assisting an older person.