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FUNNY STORY...!!!


#1  2012-07-17 06:28:37

nauman73
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From: Kuala Lumpur
Registered: 2012-02-08
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FUNNY STORY...!!!

Why I fired my Secretary.

Last week was my birthday
And I didn't feel very well
Waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
Hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!",
And possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out,
She barely said good morning,
Let alone
" Happy Birthday."

I thought...
Well,
that's marriage for you,
But the kids....
They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
And didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low
And somewhat despondent.


As I walked into my office,
My secretary Jane said,
"Good Morning Boss,
And by the way
Happy Birthday ! "
It felt a little better
That at least someone had remembered.


I worked until one o'clock ,
When Jane knocked on my door
And said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
And it is your Birthday,
What do you say we go out to lunch,
Just you and me."
I said, "Thanks, Jane,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go !"

We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
Where we




 
 
 

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#2  2012-07-17 07:23:42

Nowhow
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From: Shah Alam
Registered: 2011-12-17
Posts: 81

Re: FUNNY STORY...!!!

Short sharp & clever is the essence of the humour.




 
 
 

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#4  2012-07-18 03:56:47

Nowhow
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From: Shah Alam
Registered: 2011-12-17
Posts: 81

Re: FUNNY STORY...!!!

To long / To boring /certainly very funny! NOOOOT




 
 
 

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