Fred Indonesia

Fred

Indonesian citizen
Send a message
27465 forum posts
Karma
Indonesia Expert

Introduction

An ex DJ with no job prospects worth talking about, and don't really care. I'm from the north of England, speak Barnsley, and see life as a big fat reason to smile. I'm on Santa's naughty list Any ladies wanting a date should contact a psychiatrist. Any guys wanting a date will have to wait until I run out of ladies. I can be contacted on ohmygodhistastesmakethemarquisdesadelooklikeashyvirgin@radishmail.com I'm very sexy and don't smell very much quite a lot of the time. I found a blind and deaf lady who suffered a massive nose trauma that destroyed her sense of smell so we got married.

I am a male.

I am married with children. I am au pair. I am a liar.

I joined expat.com on 02 August 2009.

  • I can speak English with a bit more Indonesian than before and a sprinkle of Mandarin. I am fluent in bahasa gila.
  • Interests Don't ask unless vomiting is on your list of hobbies
Activity log
Read more

Expat experience

Since 2018
Indonesia
West Java, Indonesia
View more

Gosh! what a question. If my life was a book, it would have been written by someone using hallucinogenic drugs

Not enough Alfamarts

Since August 2010
Indonesia
South Tangerang, Banten, Indonesia
View more

Married - 2 kids I wander around with a camera No motorbike Finally got rid of that suspicious rash. Keep buying cameras.

Traffic, the terrible traffic

Indonesia
Kota Cirebon, West Java, Indonesia
View more

Working until the pandemic, then lazy because I felt like it

 2018 -  2022
Indonesia
Kota Cirebon, West Java, Indonesia
View more

Working until the pandemic, then lazy because I felt like it

May 2007 - Aug 2010
Indonesia
Wonosobo, Central Java, Indonesia
View more

Not much because I was far too lazy to do much by way of work. Trying to get killed in whole new ways by driving too fast on a motorbike. Still trying to get rid of that suspicious rash.

Bad roads and worse internet

 1962 -  2007
England
Yorkshire (Barnsley), England
View more

Test, Test, Test Trying to get as many biker chicks as I could. Trying to stop the smells coming from my trousers. Trying to get myself killed at very high speed on a motorbike Trying to work out how to get rid of the suspicious rash. Trying not to remember how drunk I was last night. Trying to break a few more bones and get a few extra stitches whilst doing martial arts of various types.

Way too much of a drug/alcohol/idiot problem, but I've moved now.

Meet also
  • zazjanuar
    zazjanuar
  • caturherawanto
    caturherawanto
  • kemang house
    kemang house
  • Ryan_chaniago
    Ryan_chaniago
  • Nourah Ismael
    Nourah Ismael
  • BAZZOKE
    BAZZOKE
  • Jafar
    Jafar
  • Mia Muhtarom
    Mia Muhtarom
  • YuliAstanti
    YuliAstanti
  • View more