Marriage, what a fantastic institution. Here are some sarcastic / facts points about the joys of tying the knot:
1. Endless Bliss: the eternal happiness that comes with marriage. Because nothing says "joy" like sharing your toothpaste, waking up to each other's morning breath, and arguing over who left the toilet seat up.
2. Unlimited Freedom: Say goodbye to personal space and spontaneity! Who needs the freedom to make impulsive decisions when you can have a partner to consult with on every little thing?
3. Financial Heaven: Why save and invest independently when you can merge your finances, argue about spending, and marvel at the wonders of shared debt?
4. Constant Romance: Candlelit dinners and love notes are so overrated. Who needs that when you can bond over whose turn it is to do the dishes, laundry right?
5. Perfect Communication: Marriage is the ultimate key to unlocking telepathic communication. You'll instantly know what your spouse wants, without them ever having to say a word – or not.
6. Endless Adventure: Forget about traveling the world or going on wild adventures. You can explore the thrilling realms of Ikea and Home Depot instead.
7. Matchmaking Skills: Everyone loves playing matchmaker for their single friends, right? Because it's so much fun to watch them enjoy all the "perks" of married life.
8. Personal Growth Stifler: Why focus on personal growth when you can embark on the wonderful journey of merging your identity with another person's?
9. 24/7 Entertainment: Who needs Netflix when you can watch the ongoing drama and thrilling suspense of your partner's mood swings and household pet peeves?
10. Time Management Masterclass: Marriage is the ultimate lesson in time management. You'll become a pro at scheduling arguments, family events, and quality "alone" time with your spouse.
